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uitati ce am vb cu el:

Me:
mother fucker
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
[CENZURAT]
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
:))date draq
God:
:-)

How old are you?
Me:
hahaaaa
God:
How old are you?
Me:
mult wa
God:
Only mult wa?
You are quite mature.
Me:
deloc
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
ma prostesc wa cu tn
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
alea porno cu alina plugaru
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
esti cior?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
si ce daca?
God:
Dude! What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
da in tiganeste
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
si ce daca?
God:
Wow! What do you have that is

Me:
e mareeeeeeeee
God:
How old are you?
Me:
multi wa
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
stiu:(u ai 2 ani
God:
What do you have that is

Me:
hai pa ia si te culca
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like to do sex:D
God:
:-)

I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
cu prezervativ
God:
And it like is cu prezervativ.
Me:
dacum hahaaaaaa
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
dacum
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, stefan.
Me:
da ok
God:
OK. Hey.
Me:
good bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Goodbye.
Me:
pa
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
da nu taci?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, stefan.
Me:
tacIX(
Me:

God:
Are you free?
Me:
asa;)
God:
:-)

We have never talked about it before.
God:
:-)

We have never talked about it before.
Me:
nu cu bani doar
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about asa. But I did not get that.

) Tare interesant cica vorbesti cu dumnezeu :))

) e mijto

da ce il injurai asa breaks :))

)

vroiam sa vad daca stie si altceva decat engleza

) si stie sau e bata? :))

ehh nu vezi ca il aburesc cu tiganeste

am incercat si eu:))

Me:
sal
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
nush tu?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
cum sa nu
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
cel mai destept
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and făurite your own robot personality?
Me:
sa mori tu ! ce tare
God:
Let us change the subject. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ce zici ma acolo?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
pai logic! ca eu is destept
God:
So was that. And destept is ca eu.
Me:
ce??nu ma eu sunt destept
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
stiu
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
ala....ion creanga
God:
I haven't read anything by ala. What did he write? I have never read it.
Me:
prea multe....nu stiu nici una
God:
What do you look like? Ask me another question.
Me:
ce
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
eu The One .tu?
Me:

Me:

God:
What is your real name?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ce vrei ma?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ce vrei ma.
Me:
nu vorbesc cu strainii
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in univers
God:
Tell me a little about your life in univers.
Me:
ooooo... e prea misto..sunt la gauri negre..
God:
Tell me a story. Let us change the subject.
Me:
una franco-romana
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
nu
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ce sa faci ma?
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
stiu..toti sunt tarani nu?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
pe mn ma intrebi|

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
reclamele
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
pey e prea misto..
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
mancare
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
stiu
God:
That is a very original thought.

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